“Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.” – author unknown.
“Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.” – Jonathan Clements.
“Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.” – Gene Perret.
“I’m not retired, I’m a professional napper.” – author unknown.
“Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.” – author unknown.
“Age is just a number, but retirement is the number that really counts.” – Patrick Foley.
“Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.” – author unknown.
“Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.” – author unknown
“I can’t afford to retire, I have a life to support.” – author unknown
“Retirement is the time when you switch from a calendar to a count-down.” – author unknown
“I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic.” – Author Unknown
“Age is just a number, but it’s a pretty important number to doctors.” – author unknown.
“I don’t feel old. I just feel like a young person who happens to have a lot of experience.” – author unknown.
“You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.” – George Burns.
“I’m at an age where my back goes out more than I do.” – Phyllis Diller.
“I’m so old, I remember when emojis were called ‘hieroglyphics’.” – author unknown.
“I’m not old, I’m just chronologically gifted.” – author unknown.
“I’m not over the hill, I’m just on top of it.” – author unknown.
“I’m not aging, I’m ripening to perfection.” – author unknown
“I’m not getting older, I’m getting better… at lying about my age.” – author unknown